Men are Dogs but Have Women Joined Them Too?

Written by Zithelo Mnguni. Posted in Features, Lifestyle, LoveLife

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Published on May 21, 2012 with 1 Comment">1 Comment

I must say I literally shuddered when my pastor uttered these words. Well his statement went more like “I have heard people say that men are dogs, but I think women have joined them too”. He had barely begun to elaborate before my brain went on overdrive. Women have become something that our forefathers never ever imagined they would be. The woman has evolved from a timid, soft, long-skirted, head-covering creature, to a birth-right grabbing, heartbreaking, uncommitted and fearless beast.

I am by no means trying to take us back to the medieval times for we have come a long way since then, and I am happy being a sister that sits in her air-conditioned office going up the corporate ladder.  I am happy about the rights that I have been afforded as a woman but it makes me sad when we abuse them.

In order to properly understand this “men are dogs” theory I decided to find out a little bit about our canine friends. Did you know that many dog enthusiasts reserve the word dog for male dogs, while bitch is used for female dogs? There are also so-called “Doggy Bitches”, which means the female has some male characteristics.

Now I must admit that the things I see and read about women lately are very “doggy” woof woof! I am deeply worried about the way we women have suddenly decided that we can have sex with whomever we please, whenever we please and that we will not get attached. Women have learned not to get attached.

The first thing you will notice about women in our generation is that they have stopped believing in marriage and automatically that means a married man does not exist in their minds. The slogan is “Each chick for herself and every man for us all”.  I am ashamed to say I have friends who have openly dated and are openly dating men that they know to be married or in committed relationships.

So I would like to send a woof woof to the following ladies in the canine department:

  • Women who keep bearing kids for their married lovers. Get yourself spayed please!
  • Women who carry condoms when going to a club or concert. Typical signs of a dog in heat.
  • Women that spread STIs that they know very well they have.
  • Women that still beat up other women over some lousy idiots.
  • Women who spread harmful rumours about other people.
  • Women who dump their babies in dustbins.
  • Women who post naked pics on Facebook. Yes you, woof woof to you!
  • Women who sleep their way up the corporate ladder.

 

While there are so many women with these “doggy” behaviours, let us not forget the superwomen. Virtuous women who respect themselves and their fellow sisters who do not seek to destroy other women’s self confidence and who believe in their self worth.

Last but not least I would like to send out an apology to the dog kingdom, to the Pit bulls, Chihuahuas, Rottweiler’s, German Shepherds and everyone else, for using them as a comparison to despicable behaviours. In truth dogs are our best friends and unlike these humans, dogs do everything just as nature dictated.

  • Msibiness

    Yep, our world is becoming a kennel. Nice piece, lady.