Jabu stole the Cookie from Kuki’s Jar
Number one in ranking has to be the Jabu Hlongwane saga. This one made me exclaim ‘’Ah!” in Zulu. According to the Sunday World, Jabu Hlongwane from Joyous celebration has been writing verses all over another man’s wife’s body and heaven knows where else. According to the report the woman, Kuki Mncube has been sharing her cookie with Jabu Hlongwane and this has resulted in a split between her and her husband Thulani also from Joyous celebration. So in response to the chant: “who stole the cookie from the cookie jar”, we say “Jabu Hlongwane stole the cookie from Kuki’s jar.”
Selebi pulls a Morgan Freeman
Has anybody else noticed the resemblance between Jackie Selebi and Morgan Freeman? No seriously these guys could have been separated at birth or something. Anyways I’m not saying Selebi’s acting skills can compare to Freeman but I must say I wasn’t very surprised to hear that he might not be going to jail after he collapsed on Friday when he heard that his appeal had failed. At the moment the nation wonders if this is another Shabir Schaik situation or if indeed the poor man is sick. All I can say is Jackie Selebi and Morgan Freeman could be brothers. That’s all I’m saying.
PopPorn and Smart Cards
So the news on the street is, a 24 hour porn channel will be made available in South Africa as from next month. The moral debate will not work in this issue because apparently the South African Government does not have jurisdiction over this one. The good thing is whoever wants this channel will have to get a separate decoder and smart card to be able to view it. All I’m saying is, if you thought your husband’s obsession with internet porn was a problem, you might want to lock him up real quick.
The Death of Live?
It was with sadness that I heard about the resignation of Minnie Dlamini from Live. It is unbelievable that this bubbly bootylicious girl will no longer grace our TV screens on Friday night but oh well if Jam Alley survived the departure of Vinolia Mashego then Live will live on (we hope). Also set to leave the show is the delicious albeit Yawnsomely boring Sizwe Dhlomo. Although I have a huge crush on him I don’t think Live is the place for him, he has long being outshined by Bonang and Minnie. Anyways we will keep our ears on the ground for the auditions.