Almost every single day that I page through the net, I come across stories about things that people do, that leave me wondering who was responsible for bringing these souls into the world. The same goes for some celebrities. I cannot possibly imagine some of these people as kids growing up in stable homes and existing in a family setup mainly because of the stories that we read about them which by the way may be false but they still influence the way we see them. So will the real parents of these kids please stand up!
Nonhle Thema the crazy chick who went bonkers on twitter
Nonhle Thema
You have got to love Nonhle Thema. Almost overnight this girl went from being a sweet angel with Redbull-style angel wings and a halo to a sexy little devil who has taken down celebrities on Twitter single-handedly. Nonhle is slowly becoming Enemy of state number one and one wonders why she decided to bring this unnecessary alter ego. Nonhle has made enemies with the likes of Dineo Ranaka, Minnie Dlamini, Bonang and a whole truckload of celebrities. Does Nonhle have friends? Family? Ok of course she does but what she really needs is some good old spanking from mummy dearest.
Kenny Kunene
Seriously? Whose child is this? Or better yet whose dad is this? Kenny “Sushi King” Kunene has been described by every synonym of the word “controversial” and the word keeps losing power as Kenny keeps rising higher and higher. Whose husband is this? Well many women apparently and still more applying. With all this bling can you actually imagine what Kenny was like as a mucous-streaked kid. What do you think he wanted to be when he grew up? Forget sushi, probably the closest he came to sea food then was through a tin of Lucky Star fish. Can you imagine Kenny as a “normal” dad and husband (to one wife) working an 8 to 5 job and all? Nah not gonna happen.
Julius Malema
Julius Malema is embraced by Winnie Madikizela Mandela
Whose boyfriend is this? I can understand that Julius may be an uncle, neighbour or brother to someone. No actually drown that lie in a fish bowl I cannot imagine it at all. However I always ask myself about Julius Malema’s girlfriend. As Julius Malema’s girlfriend I would have to be illiterate and dyslexic to love him unconditionally despite the news reports and jokes and everything that come with being a cartoon character named Julius Malema. Imagine Malema as a loving, sweet boyfriend who actually takes time to shred rose petals and run a bubble bath for his lady and whisper sweet nothings. Hmmm disturbing.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
I cannot possibly imagine Lady Gaga having parents, siblings, grandparents or being called “Angie” as a child because guess what her name is actually Angelina. Imagine Lady Gaga being the chick that sings in your church choir. Imagine her wearing a long skirt and carrying a Bible. Lady Gaga is one of those people that possibly fell out of a tree because one cannot imagine how one would have raised their kid for them to wake up one day and decide that meat would make a pretty nice dress.
